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PostSubject: Jokes abt anything~!!   Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:35 am

Okies u all noe jokes right? post it here make us all laugh xD~

one morning in a school a teacher (women) came to her class to teach
when she ask the student "what's the biggest thing in the world?"
they answer
"MY **** teacher!"
Shutup!

Today, my headphones were broken, so I fixed them with super glue. Without thinking, I stuck them in my ear and listened to some music. When it came time to take them out, I couldn't

Whatever you think can be funny Lol!!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes abt anything~!!   Fri Aug 06, 2010 4:00 am

One morning, an old man was walking down a street, taking his usual morning walk, when he notices that his neighbor, is outside holding an American Flag.
The Old man asks, "What are you doing with the flag Neighbor?"
The Neighbor replied, "I'm trying to figure out whether or not we are in America, or in Hell, Because its 110 Degrees at 9 in the morning"
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes abt anything~!!   Fri Aug 06, 2010 4:04 am

Okay, so this story starts in a plane. There are three passengers, One is an Asian, One is a Mexican, and the other One is a American, Texan...
The Captain of the ship realizes that there is too much weight on the plane, so they need to throw out luggage.
The Asian Says, "Here throw my rice, we've got plenty of it at my house." So they throw out the Rice
The Mexican say, "Here throw my beans, we've got plenty of those at my house." So they throw out the Beans.
The Texan says, "Here throw my Good Mexican friend, we've got plenty of those at home." So the Texan goes and throws out the Mexican...

HAHAHAHAH:p Ohmygod
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes abt anything~!!   Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:25 pm

Titolink93 wrote:
Okay, so this story starts in a plane. There are three passengers, One is an Asian, One is a Mexican, and the other One is a American, Texan...
The Captain of the ship realizes that there is too much weight on the plane, so they need to throw out luggage.
The Asian Says, "Here throw my rice, we've got plenty of it at my house." So they throw out the Rice
The Mexican say, "Here throw my beans, we've got plenty of those at my house." So they throw out the Beans.
The Texan says, "Here throw my Good Mexican friend, we've got plenty of those at home." So the Texan goes and throws out the Mexican...

HAHAHAHAH:p Ohmygod

Old Joke but still nice

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes abt anything~!!   Fri Aug 06, 2010 2:30 pm

why a gramma always needs somone to cross her? coz shes waiting for a cute boy to help her so she can feel young again!"

If the cops arrest a mute, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? Shutup!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes abt anything~!!   Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:30 am

Warlock wrote:
If the cops arrest a mute, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? Shutup!

LMFAOOOO lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes abt anything~!!   Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:49 am

Today, I called my Grandmother to wish her a Happy Valentines Day. She asked me If I had a date lined up. I didn't. Before I could explain why, she responded with "Well, maybe all the other gays went on vacation!" Thanks Grandma, I'm not gay. Hungry!!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes abt anything~!!   Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:54 am

Today,My friend Ruben said to me : I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it.
What am I supposed to say him Nosebleed

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes abt anything~!!   Sun Aug 08, 2010 10:02 am

WARNING: This is the true story.



At the morning mom wake up her son that it goes to kindergarten.So than mom went on toilet but son searching some toys in her room.He found Dildo and take it with him to kindergarten.When mom and son sit on car, mom asked the son ''son what kind of toys u take with u today'', and son says ''i found super cool rocket'' (but mom didt know he found her dildo lol)....So he comes at kindergarten and he shows his teacher and his friends a cool ''rocket''




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PostSubject: Re: Jokes abt anything~!!   Sun Aug 08, 2010 5:55 pm

_LiMoNcA_ wrote:
WARNING: This is the true story.



At the morning mom wake up her son that it goes to kindergarten.So than mom went on toilet but son searching some toys in her room.He found Dildo and take it with him to kindergarten.When mom and son sit on car, mom asked the son ''son what kind of toys u take with u today'', and son says ''i found super cool rocket'' (but mom didt know he found her dildo lol)....So he comes at kindergarten and he shows his teacher and his friends a cool ''rocket''




OMG

XDDDDD a rockeet
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes abt anything~!!   Sun Aug 08, 2010 6:07 pm

ok this one i heared in a series called how i met ur mother.....there is a guy named barny and he said this
"have you seen how the kids are dressing these days with the ashley and the lindsy and the paris..they'd dress like strippers.....it's go whoe or go home" xDDDD lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes abt anything~!!   Mon Aug 09, 2010 11:55 pm

Got this one today lol
A Mexican told his wife "When I die cremate me and put me in your salsa"
His wife asks, "Why?"
He says, "So I can tear that ass up one more time."

Bored lol
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes abt anything~!!   Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:14 am

Today, trying to be helpful, I helped move a marble counter-top into a bathroom. My payment was $20 and finding out that I'm allergic to marble dust!!

Today, thinking I was being very generous, I lent my jacket to my new co-worker. I guess I should have checked my pockets before I did, I’m not sure that leaving 3 different flavors of condoms in them made a good impression.

I got my first facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request.

Nosebleed Nosebleed Nosebleed FML!!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes abt anything~!!   Sat Sep 04, 2010 5:21 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes abt anything~!!   Tue Sep 07, 2010 11:40 am

Sean wrote:
Got this one today lol
A Mexican told his wife "When I die cremate me and put me in your salsa"
His wife asks, "Why?"
He says, "So I can tear that ass up one more time."

Bored lol


LOOOOOOOOOOLLL!!!!
at least hes honest HAHAHAHA
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